A Strange Relic of a Bygone Era!

Eons ago, these prehistoric beasts swarmed throughout New Jersey.

Scientists find the thick skull particularly fascinating. Due to the many layers of ossification, the brain was no bigger than a pea!

Several theories try explain how such a large creature managed to function while nearly lacking a brain. Some investigators contend that these dinosaurs used reflexes -- something very much like the knee-jerk -- instead of thought. Other biologists point to a large empty space in the pelvis as proof that these archaic animals possessed a brain in the rump instead of the head. Since the hip was double-jointed, the brutes were forced to do everything backwards. The relocation of the brain might have allowed for this unusual method of locomotion.

Why did these behemoths become extinct? There are a number of reasons.

In general, the dinosaurs all were wasteful and utilized resources inefficiently. The lumbering dinosaurs also were not able to adapt to a changing environment. Specifically, excavation of fossilized nesting areas show that the Lautenberg interruptus -- oblivious to the approach of the Tyranosaurus rex -- would simply sit and allow itself and its young to be slaughtered.

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